Res Gestae

The Testament of a God

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disregardmybabbling:

mangocianamarch:

hiddles-love:

#what the fuck did you just say?

#Don’t give me that look #You just made me ruin yet another pair of pants you bastard #I should be the one looking at you like that #Do you know how much a pair of good slacks costs nowadays #But you don’t care do you #No #Because you’re a life-ruiner #You ruin people’s lives #And pants

i’m having really dirty thoughts about this gif.

like he’s coming up from finishing me down south and BOY does he have more in store for me

amanda you’re gross sometimes :(

(Source: girl-with-one-eyee)

Filed under gross sexy thoughts of loki

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Considering running a Scion game set in Japan and...

Me:
God if Sparky and Orca were here today they'd be crying at how amazing this is
Glenn:
Well, it'll certainly be fun to play.
Me:
I hope so - see, you have NO IDEA how much fun this character will be to play as an ST, but at the same time I don't want to ruin your character for you, and I don't want you to lose interest because you don't like tsundere magical girl automatons of Shinto deities.

Filed under he has a statue of Amaterasu that comes to life as a tsundere magical girl it was my idea and he doesn't like it much

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nosdrinker:

ensor1:

nosdrinker:

this is the most unfunny thing i’ve ever seen
this is unfunny on a quantum level
this is so stupid it created a wormhole and traveled to the other end of space-time and became a warped ironic humor space demon

this is, quite literally, the unfunniest thing i have ever seen

that was literally the first thing i said

wow this is unfunny

nosdrinker:

ensor1:

nosdrinker:

this is the most unfunny thing i’ve ever seen

this is unfunny on a quantum level

this is so stupid it created a wormhole and traveled to the other end of space-time and became a warped ironic humor space demon

this is, quite literally, the unfunniest thing i have ever seen

that was literally the first thing i said

wow this is unfunny

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dukesofthelotus:

sagebot:

#at first:  #what  #this isnt funny  #ok  #then:  #OMG  #HAHAHAHA  #WHDURHURHFUEHW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL  

Kept watching because of the tags…WORTH IT.


bahahahaha avengers

(via whynotrainbow)

Filed under also this song sums up me in 12th grade