Res Gestae

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onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

(via disregardmybabbling)

Filed under je deteste le sport

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kayinnasaki:

Literally having someone tell me “BUT YOU’RE A WHITE STRAIGHT MALE. WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE SJWS COME AFTER YOU?!”

I dunno, apologize? Probably did something wrong?

Oh, didn’t do anything wrong, just a bunch of SJWs at my door? Cool come in lets have a pizza party I guess hey what does everyone want to drink

(via musicachick)

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pummarola:

terrasigillata:

pummarola:

corpidicarta:

corpidicarta:

I swear to God, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been excitedly asked, “Are you in mafia then? That’s so cool!” whenever I said I’m from Sicily.

  1. I’m not.
  2. What the fuck.

Thank you, movie…

I’m from Philly and my mom (super Italian) claims the Russians came in and took out the Italians and that’s why they’re not as powerful anymore (if really active at all)